Time for a quickie - literary chicks and cocks

This is a thread I started over on LoveHoney for those wanting a little creative interlude in their day, a giggle, a challenge, without exerting too much effort.

An alternative to the teabreak crossword perhaps?

A very short story, poem or excerpt incorporating 5 elements which could be people, places, objects, animals, words, anything!

From the deepest recesses of my mind flew in the first instance...

1. Aunt Flo
2. Banana
3. Rain
4. Toenail
5. Wind

with the instruction to write away seamlessly or shamelessly incorporating these 5 things.

And so on and so forth with each author setting the next literary challenge (in the loosest sense of the word)!

Here follow my contributions so far...